May 19th, 2013
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
(via fallenangel-thedeceased)
May 18th, 2013
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
today’s weather forecast with whorville
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
(via ichigocaomei)
May 16th, 2013
(Source: bryko)
May 15th, 2013
(Source: allison-chains)
May 13th, 2013
- mom:
- me:
I’M CRYING
this is why i love the internet
Isn’t it what happened ?
(Source: riddlemetom, via dreamingoutloudnow)
May 12th, 2013
(Source: thefrogman, via tequierocomonoteimaginas)
May 11th, 2013
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem, via tastefullyoffensive)
YOU GO MEN OF TUMBLR.
yes, oh dear god yes!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DRAW THE MEN AVENGERS I NEEEEED THEM IN SEXY SHIRTS
LOL
(Source: sickonsecondthought, via cats-m30w)
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
(Source: kingjrific, via cats-m30w)
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
(Source: teambeentohell, via cats-m30w)
Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.
(Source: weasleyismygingerhairedking, via theanchorman)
