danceycorpse:

:’(
cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

thetidesinitsgrave:

laughpeasant:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

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laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
tastefullyoffensive:

Everything is not awesome. [kevlarbuns]

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

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officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

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