the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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glitterandmetal-yt-da:

doctor-dildo:

kaylabeecelest:

tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

move your cursor in time with her and it looks like she is watching you

that was fun. thank you
snorlaxatives:

dont fuck with hello kitty

lyxdelsic:

mom, dad, I’m bi

bilingual haha hasta luego bitches

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ir-tangled:


REBLOG IF YOU READ THIS IN HIS VOICE

it’s embedded in my brain
telapathetic:

theres no place like home
lulz-time:

dealing with anxiety
dingraha:

snealiv:

The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

f l a w l e s s

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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