thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via ruinedchildhood)

identitcal:

i hate feet and everything they stand for

(Source: tsalright, via catdead)

great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

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(Source: great3st, via ernoticon)

hufflepuffingtardisfumes:

knight-of-lime:

Drag queen

This is humor right here.

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

(via fallenangel-thedeceased)

myuncreativeurl:

ricflairsniece:

ghdos:

LOL what an asshole.

Shit.

Omfg